Your mothers and I b*tched about...

Posted by Jeremy on Nov 6, '08 8:40 PM for everyone
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081016/twl-legal-case-against-god-thrown-out-41f21e0.html

How stupid can a smart-ass get?

Posted by Jeremy on Aug 14, '08 10:48 PM for everyone
Dimitar Berbatov, the beautiful (footballer) with sly eyes like demon will play with potential team mates Ronald the Christian, Wayne Rooney, River Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic (the) metallic Serbian rapist, if transfer talks between English clubs HotSpurs and Red Devils go through.

Catching up with football speculations and transfer news on uk.eurosport.yahoo.com the article reads:

"There is also a quite hilarious email in circulation, a supposed translation of a Bulgarian article about the Berbatov saga. Find it, you won't regret it. References to self-castration, "squashed potatoes without pork", horse-shooting with Berba's agent and a closing line of "Berbatov is beautiful, with sly eyes like demon" make it compelling reading"

So, by the power invested in me, i Googled it on the net and found the hilarious Bulgarian article. It is believed to be translated with Babelfish (bulgarian->english).

Waiting exhausted itself this morning in continuing fable of promotion from Tottenham Hotspur, a collective at London, to again Manchester of his first asset, Dimitar Berbatov.

Since two years, he went in same direction the North-traveling man Carrick, and even this empty season has extracted Robbie Keane, Irish son of that once of Manchester Keane now inspecting his saddle at Sunderland. Yet necessary rapid articulation of signatory przilsky has been circumcised by anger at Manchester from Daniel Levy, president of the Tottenham collective, which was smiling sporadically in the 1960’s.

All Bulgaria, including Manchester, lusts for prompt Berbatovian resettlement, for three causes. First, in Manchester are superior comrades, by example Ronald the Christian, who again is Annual Global Footballer, Wayne Rooney, the River Ferdinand, and Nemanja Vidic, metallic Serbian rapist. At most least, Dimitar will certainly cheer a lack of Michael Dawson.

Second, there is shame in heroic genius screaming pointlessly for the League of Champions. If Jermaine Pennant is running at Milan and Madrid, while Dimi at home eats squashed potato without pork, this is stupid.

Thirdly, in Manchester he can win suitcase over suitcase of pound sterling. In negotiations, an exact price of labour has not yet made it so that both sides hold each the other man’s hand and, smiling, jiggle. However, because Micha’s agent, Emil Dantchev, is friend of my uncle Lyubomir, who shoots horses with his father, I sometimes loosely push him with my telephone’s mouth.

Emil poured onto the ground for me some approximate prices of labour of £75-85,000 per week. Queen Elizabeth will steal some of this from tax, but, Emil insists me, not much, because officially his client lives in the sea. And above money, Manchester will treat Michko with mercy: he is able to go away back in Bulgaria in summer, he will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

We will find after this season what flavour of honour our Mitichevsky inhales. In Manchester already they are anticipating parties. On the internet, slow people repeat the phrase “Time for removal of my penis!” This signifies that they are happy. But still supporters of Tottenham collective roar into a deaf night.

Levy writes a poem from his wounds for FA, English football politburo. But by a proverb this is only throwing salt between steeples to make watery slujka. By now, Dmitichichka’s promotion is a gutted fish.

Berbatov is beautiful, with sly eyes like demon.

Posted by Jeremy on Aug 7, '08 10:56 PM for everyone









































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Posted by Jeremy on Aug 7, '08 3:56 AM for everyone
We are constantly bombarded with choices. And we make the best decisions based on the collective knowledge of what we know from the past (hindsight), what we may know about the future (foresight) together with information that we can gather from around us (insight).



>>Liverpool Fernando Torres flanked by Chelsea players>>

Example, lets look at the recent football match:

Chelsea FC vs Malaysia's Best XI.

Which team will be victorious?

Obviously, Chelsea won of coz. 2-Nil.

When everyone expects a bigger goal margin from one of the most succesful clubs in the world, Chelsea should have been free scoring every 5 minutes.

But who knew that they would win by two goals only? Most likely, only the Chelsea team.

Football bookies/pundits would have probably made more accurate forecasts based on their finite wisdom in hindsight, foresight and insight compared to non-bookie/pundit persons.

But what if:
  • you are a bookie/pundit
  • you bet a substantial amount of your life savings on the game like all the other gamblers
  • you are hoping for a huge return of investment for retirement after the game
  • but your predicted forecast goes horribly wrong.
What happens then?

I don't know.

But what if it is not a football game anymore?

What if we placed a substantial amount of our lives into a relationship, and the predicted forecast goes horribly wrong? What happens then?

I don't know.

But... I'd think that i would not run away, and i'd most likely try to fix things the best i can before i decide the relationship cannot be fixed anymore. The only regret there is, should be the regret of not ever trying.

But then again, if you asked me again 5,10 or 25 years from now i'd probably still tell you the same thing;

I don't know.

I like William James for his very pragmatic response to these situations:

"If we stand on a mountain pass in the midst of whirling snow and blinding mist, we may get glimpses now and then of paths which may be deceptive.

If we stand still we shall be frozen to death. If we take the wrong road we shall be dashed to pieces. We do not certainly know whether there is any right one. So what must we do?

Be strong and of good courage. Act for the best, hope for the best, and take what comes."

- William James 1842-1910 (Pragmatic Philosopher and author of The Will To Believe)

In any relationship, if there is still an OUNCE of belief left that the relationship could work out, act on it immediately. Act for the best, hope for the best, and take what comes.

Otherwise, forget about it completely. No regrets. You already did the best that you can do.

Ill end this post with one last quote:

"Everything happens for a reason, and the results shall benefit me."
- Anonymous


Posted by Jeremy on Aug 5, '08 12:31 AM for everyone


Dear My Future/Potential Wife,

I am a simple man.  A very simple man indeed.  And being too simple most of the time leads the people around me to think that I am complicated. Here are the reasons why I am a very simple man.

I don’t expect you to be as gorgeous as Erra Fazira. She is beautiful but I find her rather bland and plain. I am simple.

I don’t expect you to be Angelina Jolie as well.  I don’t find oozing too much sexuality and sensuality attractive. I am simple.

I don’t expect you to be like Oprah Winfrey either. You should know what I mean. Intelligence, checked. Unfortunately, beauty is not in the equation. Feminist, please don’t hate me.

So you can see that I am a simple man. I don’t ask much. I don’t set a really high standard. In general, I believe decent men like me would want a wife that is decently beautiful. The next man you meet might have a completely different version of beauty but here are my criteria of beauty.

First, a beautiful face. I don’t have a really beautiful facial skin like those male Loreal Ambassador. But , I expect you to be slightly more beautiful than I am. Simple right? I am a face guy. Not a boob guy or a butt guy.

Second, nice boobs. Nice does not mean 36D. I do not want you to have back pain and people judging you on your boobs only. Nice boobs means that B cup is already acceptable-lah. And you need to have lots of self discipline to be wearing wired bra most of the time. And to take it off only when we sleep together. Then only you will have nice boobs.

It is not for me. It is for our future child. When he or she sees  that you have a pair of nice boobs, he or she will be thinking that the milk coming from that boobs are fresh, healthy and delicious. And later on they will grow up to be clever children because they got to drink fresh milk when they were small.

Third, at all time you should weigh less than I do. This is very important. Because if you get really sick and can’t walk, I will carry you myself to the hospital. I will also love to carry you from the bedroom to the bathtub sometimes.

On top of that, I know you love the woman-on-top position. So I need to feel comfortable as well when I am on the bottom just like you need to be comfortable when I am on top.

Fourth, as you might notice, I don’t really have a nice butt. I barely have it there. Since I barely have it there, I would love if you can have it. See, I am a nice guy. I don’t have it but I let you have it.

Fifth, I expect loyalty. I don’t care whether you were virgin or not before you know me or how many guys you have been with before me. When you are with me, you should be with only me. I do not want to be working my ass off raising some other bastard’s child. Period.

What do you get in return? A lot actually.

I promise you that you will be above everything if you can give me all the simple things I asked above.

I don’t care if one day we have children and you love them more than you love me. But to me, I will adore and cherish  you more than the children.

And when we grow old together, I promise we will still live an exciting life. I won’t be the typical T-shirt and sarong 40-something guy at home like we always see in Malay drama on TV.

I will make sure that we live our life to the fullest. Which means, we will live life like rockstars.  Living life in the moment.  Every single day is going to be really exciting. But you have to remember, if I play rockstar, you have to play pornstar, or a Playmate. These two they always go together.

On top of that, I will protect you from the cruel world. I will make sure you are safe under my wings. I will be a really strong person so that when you have a bad day, you can slip into my hug and share with me your bad day. And I will listen attentively, without judging. I promise a great conversation. Life time warranty.

Other than that, you can be sure that you will feel great when you are with me. Physically and emotionally of course. If I can’t get up, our friend the Blue Pill is always there to help us. But I will make sure he does not have to. It is me. I don’t smoke nor do I drink. So I will always be strong and healthy.

So that is all I have to say in this little epistle of mine. Bye!
(Posted 18 July 2008 2:00 PM)


Simple man is an ex-uni mate and friend and this guy never fails to impress. Visit his blog at http://www.ahmadfadli.com/ .

Posted by Jeremy on Jul 25, '08 1:22 AM for everyone
MIRI - BLACK EYED PEAS comes over to Penang for a sold out gig. That previous week, Fergie vomited blood and admitted in hospital for three days after eating rotten oysters in Singapore. Since then she went on a diet and skip makan alot. After the late nite concert in Gurney Plaza, she was hungry so she go to makan at Gurney Drive for the famous cha koay teo. Fortunately one cha koay teo stall was still open for business late that nite. and so..

How did she order her special Cha Koey Teo from the tauke neu? Fergie said,

"One cha koey tiu tauke niu but mai ham, mai ham mai ham mai ham please!"

WhAhahaAhhAhaHa!
Heh. Beer joke. Best kan? =)

*its a cina joke so all cina's must laugh. (Tak mau kerang la...)

Heard from Rach Kedungs. (Mun aku sik credit kedak tok grenti nya siuman babi kelak). and i didnt get it either when i heard it the first time coz i dont speak chinese.

|pic taken from: http://www.vkeong.com/2008/05/11/sisters-char-koay-teow-lam-heng-cafe-mcalister-road/ |

Posted by Jeremy on Jul 21, '08 5:31 AM for everyone
I got an email today regarding a radio survey. Please read below. Information of sender withheld for privacy purposes.

"We're doing a quick survey with radio listeners and getting their opinion on the state of English radio entertainment in Malaysia.

If you'd like to put in your opinion, just click on the link below.

Ps: And if you know of other avid radio listeners keen to put in their two cents, feel free to forward this email to them."

*in this case, you could also forward this link to them (look at the 'share' button below somewhere). =)

Hello radio listener,

We'd like to know how Radio entertainment is doing in Malaysia.

If you'd like to make your opinion heard, please fill this short survey.

Just click on the link to start your feedback.

Start Survey

If your browser doesn't recognise the hyperlink, do cut & paste the following into the address bar of your browser.


http://www.questionpro.com/akira/gateway/1005951-0-0

Thanks for participating!
 
 
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Posted by Jeremy on Jun 27, '08 5:05 AM for everyone
*Please note: Due to the racial and/or religious sensitivity contained in this post, readers are advised to view it objectively. The author (Raja Petra) is stating an opinion in the e-mail below, and I cannot be held responsible for whichever way you interpret it.

"Subject: FW: A good one by Raja Petra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Petra_Kamarudin)

Last month, Umno Johor said that the greatest mistake they made was in giving the non-Malay immigrants citizenship in August 1957. Now that they have been given citizenship they show their ingratitude by voting for the opposition. Yes, non-Malays, even those born in Malaysia , are immigrants. And, being immigrants, they must vote Barisan Nasional. And if they do not vote for Barisan Nasional then they are ungrateful.

Yes, voting is your right. This is your right according to the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. Malays can vote for whomsoever they would like to vote for because the Constitution allows them to do so. Malays, therefore, can vote for the opposition. But, if you are non-Malay, then you must vote for Barisan Nasional because you are an immigrant. If you vote for the opposition then you are a traitor, you are ungrateful, and it was a great mistake giving you citizenship in 1957.

Tun Dr Mahathir's father was born in India . But Tun Dr Mahathir can vote opposition. He can even oppose Umno like he is doing so now. In fact, he can even become the Prime Minister. He is not an ungrateful immigrant who should be sent back to India . Tian Chua, however, can't oppose Umno. Tian Chua, whose family settled in Malaya long before the Portuguese came in 1511, is an immigrant. And if he is not happy and if he opposes Umno then he should go back to China . And Umno Johor regrets giving Tian Chua citizenship in 1957 but does not regret giving Tun Dr Mahathir citizenship.

Why? Because Tun Dr Mahathir is Muslim while Tian Chua is not. But if Tian Chua circumcises and takes on the Muslim name of Musa Bin Susah and marries a Malay woman, then he need not go back to China and Umno does not regret giving him citizenship in 1957.

The Malays have a very warped view of justice. Malays practice two standards of justice. There is one standard for the Malays and another for the non-Malays. And 90% of the tax is paid by the non-Malays and 10% by the Malays, says Tun Dr Mahathir. But 10% or the scholarships must go to the non-Malays and 90% to the Malays. And when they propose to change this to 40% for the non-Malays and 60% for the Malays, the Malays raise a hue and cry. And they call this justice. And they say Islam is about justice.

If this is an example of Islamic justice then I just shudder to think what would happen if Muslims start becoming unjust."

Opinion in reply to the email:

“To a certain extent I do agree to his statement. but not 100 % correct and valid. That's for the Malays in Malaya. It's different for Sarawak natives (Dayaks, Malays, Melanaus, Kedayans etc) and Sabah (KadazanDusunMuruts, Bisayas, Bajaus, Brunei etc). We became independent and formed Malaysia in 1963 based on 20 points. Therefore we regard ourselves in Sarawak & Sabah as Natives. The real & original natives of Malaya are the Orang Asli. They never talk about Orang Asli. They are bias, prejudice & double standards. In my own opinion, Sarawak & Sabah shouldn't have formed Malaysia but independent on it's own like Brunei or Singapore. I am opposing Malays or Malaysia policies for that matter but I am totally sad that Dayaks in Sarawak & KadazanDusunMuruts in Sabah are not given the fair full package cake based on 20 points forming Malaysia in 1963 as championed by non than Tun Jugah Ak Bareing for Sarawak Dayaks & Tun Stephen Fuad for Sabah KadazanDusunMuruts.”

- Identity withheld from public viewing


Based on the reply, it sounds to me that Sabah and Sarawak native's should have rights similar to the Malay Bumiputera. After reading the email, it prompted me to do a google search on the Sarawak/Sabah 20-point Memorandum prior to the formation of Malaysia, which is something i've never heard about.

Racial tension always seems to be high in West Malaysia and not so much in East Malaysia, and somehow it is always linked with religion.

But did you know that in the Sabah 20 point memorandom it states in Point 1 that:

While there was no objection to Islam being the national religion of Malaysia there should be no State religion in North Borneo, and the provisions relating to Islam in the present Constitution of Malaya should not apply to North Borneo.

Maybe that could be the reason that we Sabah-Sarawak tree dwellers (from my past experience, most West Malaysians can be unbelievably ignorant) are not as religiously or racially charged as our west-side neighbours. But, i think im comfortable in saying that Malaysians in general are NOT EXTREMIST and very respectful of of their neighbours opinions and belief.

Posted by Jeremy on Jun 27, '08 4:14 AM for everyone

"The 20-point agreement, or the 20-point memorandum, is an agreement made between the state of Sabah (then North Borneo) with what would be the federal government of Malaysia prior to the formation of Malaysia in September 16, 1963. A similar agreement was made between the state of Sarawak and the federal government but with certain differences in their 18-point agreement.

The agreement was written for the main purpose of safeguarding the interests, rights, and the autonomy of the people of Sabah upon entering the federation of Malaysia. It was originally envisaged that Sabah be one of the four entities in the federation, the others being Malaya, Singapore, and Sarawak. However as times passed, Sabah and Sarawak has ended up being merely one of the 13 states in the federation.

Main agreement points validity as of today:

  • Point 1 - No state religion for Sabah. Thus Islam is not the state religion of Sabah.
  • Point 4 - Sabah Head of State can never be the ruler or PM of Malaysia.
  • Point 7 - Sabah no right to secede from the Federation.
  • Point 9 - No longer applicable.
  • Point 12 - The native of Sabah have equal rights as those of Malays in Malaya. Thus native of Sabah is not second class Bumiputra or Bumiputra Lain Lain"
- Digest on Malaysian News

To view the rest of the 20 point memorandum, go to:

http://malaysiadigest.blogspot.com/2008/04/sabah-20-point-agreement-prior-to.html

I did a search for "Sarawak 18 point agreement" and this is what i came out with:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18-point_agreement_%28Sarawak%29

Maybe somebody can provide a better link?


Posted by Jeremy on Jun 18, '08 4:15 AM for everyone

From: ************************************
Sent: Thursday, 12 June, 2008 15:40
To: **************************************
Cc: **************************************
Subject: RE: The Hardest Thing To Say To Someone

Do what you like.

The price of gasoline at the petrol station is set by the Government, not PETRONAS.

PETRONAS  has done its patriotic duty by paying the dividends, royalties, corporate tax, petroleum tax etc to the Government for YOUR benefit (rakyat lah).

And bear in mind that 30% of its revenue comes from overseas operations, thus bringing in foreign exchange to the country.

OK. Assuming that you buy this idea proposed by whoever it was.

So PETRONAS will have reduced revenues. Bear in mind that the costs of operations are also increasing. So the profits are reduced. Then PETRONAS and other oil companies pay less taxes.

Then the Government will have less revenue. (Note: at least 40% of Government revenue for 2007 came from the oil industry). With less revenue, there will be less Government projects (you can then forget about bridges and highways, and rail tracks, and smart schools and not-so-smart universities, and hospitals, etc). So contractors and consultants, and con-sultans and con-cronies will cry and scream. Makan batu lah..

The Government has already announced freezing of recruitment. So, many new graduates will be unemployed. Makan batu lagi. Maggi mee pun tak mampu dah.

Later, all sorts of allowances for civil servants will have to be withdrawn. Treasury tak cukup duit.

On top of that the oil industry may have to scale back many of its new investments, totaling about 45 billion ringgit over the next few years. Contractors, service providers, steel fabricators, maritime service providers etc will join the ratapan tangisan – no jobs.

Don’t forget that PETRONAS is sponsoring thousands of students in universities and even high schools – at any one time there are more than 4,500 university students being sponsored by PETRONAS in Malaysian universities and overseas. Also more than 2,000 high school children receive minor scholarships – children of poor families.

Kalau PERTRONAS tak ada duit, kesian lah mereka di atas tu. Shall I ask them to see the proposer of this idea (to boycott PETRONAS) and seek help from them instead?

So, it is to YOUR benefit that you make sure PETRONAS keeps making enough money to support YOUR Government so that your children can continue to go to school without paying for fees and books, and to go to universities at peanuts rates.

CONCLUSION: Help yourself and your family and your country by making sure that PETRONAS keeps making profits. Go to the nearest PETRONAS station and fill up now!!

Don’t forget that if you go to non-Petronas station, the profits that these companies get will go their shareholders OVERSEAS.

So, be patriotic. Do your duty. Go to PETRONAS!!

(I hope you guys will help to send this response to as many contacts as possible to counter this subversive proposal).


Posted by Jeremy on Jun 17, '08 4:55 AM for everyone

Tuesday June 17, 2008
Petronas urges public not to join e-mail campaign


KUALA LUMPUR: Petronas has urged the public not to join an e-mail campaign to boycott its products because it will not affect fuel prices.

Its president and chief executive officer Tan Sri Mohd Hassan Marican said Petronas was not the largest retailer of fuel in the country as it only has about 800 stations nationwide.

“Any form of boycott will only hurt the station owners, the small and medium-seized enterprises that supply the stations with their products and the shareholders of Petronas Dagangan – many of whom are pensioners,” he said in an interview.

Petronas stations account for about 30% of fuel sold in the country. The largest retail station owner is Shell with over 1,200 stations.

An e-mail has been circulating calling on the public to boycott Petronas stations and its products. The e-mail claimed that a similar boycott was carried out in the United States against another petroleum company and it succeeded in forcing the company to reduce its prices.

Hassan said that Petronas had no say over fuel prices as they were determined by the Government.

He said Petronas as a corporation would not be unduly affected by such a boycott as Petronas Dagangan accounted for less than 5% of its revenue.

Hassan also said the country had to import 80,000 barrels of petrol every day because the refineries in the country did not produce enough.

“We are an exporter of diesel and jet fuel because of the composition of the Tapis sweet light crude that we produce. Any boycott will only benefit the foreign oil companies who operate here.”

It is learnt that some foreign oil companies own the stations directly from overseas even though they have local units here.

Asked why Petronas was not making more money now that the Government had increased the pump prices, Hassan said oil companies always sells fuel at market rate and it was the Government that paid the subsidies to these firms.

“Our profits remain the same and we do not benefit from any increase or reduction of fuel prices.”


Posted by Jeremy on Jun 16, '08 10:51 PM for everyone

THIS WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET PETROL BACK DOWN TO RM1.92/LITRE.

*this is from a forwarded email that i received*

This was originally sent by Phillip Hollsworth, a retired Coca Cola executive. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this winter, PLEASE take time to read this, Phillip offered this good idea.

This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'Don't Buy Petrol on a Certain Day' campaign that was going around last April or May! It is worth your consideration. Join the resistance!

We are going to hit RM 2.70 a litre and it might go higher. Do we want petrol prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action.


Why?

The oil companies just laughed at last year's action because they knew we would not continue to 'hurt' ourselves by refusing to buy petrol.  It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.  Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying petrol. BUT whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us!

By now, you're probably thinking petrol priced at about $1.50 is cheap. It is currently RM2.70 for regular unleaded. Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre of gas is CHEAP at $1.50, we need to take aggressive action to educate them that BUYERS control the marketplace...not sellers.

With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their petrol! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves and STILL have an impact on petrol prices if we all act together to force a price war.

How?

Here's the idea:

For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY petrol from PETRONAS, the biggest price-up driver company. If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.

Simple enough? Well, not quite.

To have REAL impact, we need to reach literally millions of PETRONAS petrol consumers. Keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions and even BILLIONS of people!!

The Malaysian population as of July 2007 is 24,821,286. I am sending this note to 20 people. If each of you sends it on to at least twenty more that's (20 x 20 = 400).

And those 400 send it to at least twenty more (400 x 20 = 8000 ... and so on, by the time the message reaches the fifth group of people, we will have reached over SIXTY FOUR MILLION consumers!!!!!

20x20 = 400
400x20 = 8,000
8,000x20 = 160,000
160,000x20 = 3,200,000
3,200,000x20 = 64,000,000
64,000,000x20 = 12,800,000,000

That's 12.80 Billion people folks (or >50% of the population), who will have been contacted! Unbelievable? Do the math and see for yourself!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 20 people.   That's all! I'll bet you didn't think we had that much potential, did you! Acting together we can make a difference. If this message makes sense to you, then please pass it on.

They will lower their prices to below the RM1.92 range and keep them down. Forward, cut&paste or blog about it because

THIS IDEA CAN REALLY WORK!

It's simple send the message along to others and consciously choose to not buy petrol from  PETRONAS.

Twenty five point six billion consumers; Now THAT’S people power.

Let’s do it together, more power to you friend. Now pass it on!


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Posted by Jeremy on Jun 12, '08 2:57 AM for everyone
... you could go back in time and meet to your pre-professional self, what would you tell him?


"I would say don’t stress because it’s all small stuff. There is no one big huge battle, there is never one film, there are always ups and downs; you really need to take it all in stride. I think that the more you can keep things objective and in perspective, the better you’re going to do, because you’re never as good as they say and you’re never as bad as they say. You’re only true judge is yourself.

No one else is going to judge you; you don’t need to stress about doing anything other than what you want to do.

Like I said, being objective about it, knowing when something works and knowing when it doesn't work- pure objectivity."
- Lance Mungia, director and screen-writer.

| http://blackturtlemedia.blogspot.com/2008/06/day-in-life-of-filmmaker-interview-with.html



Pure-objectivity; a luxury that only comes in black or white. I like that shit.



Posted by Jeremy on Sep 9, '07 11:31 PM for everyone


Last Thursday weeknight I checked out the official launch of Creative United Movement 2007 at Palate Palette organized by Lucideas and Strat-a-G Designs. It was a huge success based on what the objectives were set out to achieve. I was a bit hung-up over the event afterwards though.

It all started with an idea; invite a few individuals together towards a platform where they can share their creative values with other people from opposite backgrounds. The only thing that connects these people would be the theme of the event for that night. And since the movement is virtually unheard of, the theme was appropriately titled “What the duck?” where it’s permissible for the viewers to assume its context in however way they please.

The venue itself is a humble double storey bistro that’s chic with artsy designs and interiors. Think of bohemian eccentricities but with a lot of white, blue, red and yellow accents; the twin sister of black goth in a bleached white dress with rosy cheeks. It has artificial grass for tiles, adding a totally unique vibe to your whole experience being there.

The spiraling stairway leads to the first floor where all the mingling takes place. For the center piece of the event, they had 3 empty canvases on easels in the middle of the room, and a few more leaned against the walls. The invited artists (http://creativeunitedmovement.com/munkao.html), would start with basic sketches, stencils, acrylics or crayons on these canvases and after they were done, the guests were invited to add on to their work. The result produced organic and spontaneous works of art. Very rojak, very tasteful, very Malaysian indeed.

One person sketched a young mans face, and throughout the evening, more people added even more details to it. And what you see literally on canvas, is a young man aging older and older every 15-20 minutes. It was bizarre and surreal. The place was packed, people were chatty, the music was loud, there were people pogo dancing to the beat, and ultimately, everyone was interacting with each other through the art that was being created. Who needs a babel fish when there’s the Creative United Movement where everyone can go to and speak the same language. I wont bore you a minute more with elaborate words, see the pictures here:

http://www.xanga.com/kinkybluefairy (The blogger celebrity was there).

Unfortunately, ‘yours truly’ eventually recovered from his inebriated state about halfway through the event and became suddenly conscious of his physically tired self. For someone who is extremely uncomfortable in large crowds, being inebriated helps to go a very long way. Nevertheless, Creative United Movement has left a rabbit hole that hopes to get deeper into the Malaysian Creativity scene. Look out for more C.U.M. events in the near future.


Posted by Jeremy on Sep 1, '07 11:55 AM for everyone
Link

My ex-housemate was kind enough to post up pics of the konvo which she had on her camera.


Posted by Jeremy on Aug 1, '07 1:01 PM for everyone
Last night(Tuesday evening) was my last day at work. I am no longer a LUCIDEAS creative.
This move has been long overdue and at some point, over-optimism can be a misguided thing.

3 weeks ago i attended a self-empowerment weekend bootcamp, paid for by LUCIDEAS. It  (SHINE6) was a real eye opener to what the advertising (or more affectionately called 'communications') industry is really actually like. Here is my take on it.

It's a fucking crazy industry.

The people behind it are insane and merciless control freaks with little or no inhibitions. They will gouge your eyes out,  stick it in their pants then grab a jug of beer for you with their right hand while their left hand swings over your shoulder and they'll do a jig with you as if nothing ever happened.

But they are intensely passionate, and they are real human beings.

And their job is to stand in your shoes, day in and day out for 12 hours or more a day, smoke packs of cigarettes with equal amounts of coffee, just so that the HONDA VIOS that you just bought, or the i-PHONE you are now going to buy, means more to you than than 'just a car' or 'just a gadget'.

They are (partly)responsible for putting more meaning in everything around you; things you want to do, the things you already own or will want to own. They are your personal assistants who hold all your calls and only connect you with calls that are important to you, so you can save time and make better decisions. They forget about their beliefs and values momentarily so that they can accommodate yours.

This responsibility is one of epic proportions really. If you cheated on your wife, how would you know to buy her a bunch of flowers when she finds out? Your PA would've have advised you. See, these people literally just saved your marriage and 3/4 of your joint savings account (1/4 went in the flowers).

I attended the bootcamp, and learned a good deal about myself, and had an overwhelming appreciation for the individuals that i work with. And it also then made me realize just how tired i have suddenly become since joining the team. And how empty my cup is. I miss the feeling of knowing my cup is half full. I remember the weight of it being very uplifting...

Yoda-ish.

Oi. its my post, which means i get to euphemise whenever and however i feel like it.

*sigh.

Now suffering withdrawal symptoms from air conditioned oxygen, the annoying Ms Queen of Hearts (she squeaks every time she negotiates), and the looming feeling of 'The Eyes' behind my back. It's been a great and humbling experience. so... ummm, yeah.

a moment of silence please.

...


(It's uncanny how "IS THIS IT" by The Strokes is playing just as i keyed in the last sentence).

Now for some serious KATAMARI DAMACY action. Let's see what all the fuss was about.

Posted by Jeremy on Jul 23, '07 2:09 PM for everyone
I think i really have to share this post.

Something is happening and its really weird.

I was counting on writing out several things. I was still picking priority stories from out of my head which feels like there's a super massive black hole in it, heavy, numb and disinterested. I was in Ipoh during the weekend, stayed for a Punjabi engagement, forgo sleep and went to help out in the temple the next morning... a whole 2 day experience i shall dedicate on another post, with pictures hopefully. I had a pink turban and my name was extended to +Jit Singh. And the food was sOw nAise laa (wobbles head). Hope the pics come soon before i forget.

I was talking about a strange occurrence. While prodding my head for content to write, suddenly like a consciousness switch clicked, I could ''hear'' my left brain plotting a mutiny against me with my right brain. And the right brain probably would've agreed to become a mutineer if it understood what a mutiny was.

And I was right in between, looking in from third person perspective.

Paran's left brain :
This suxs. Paran is taking the piss at us. Why does he push me in the back and leave you in charge. In the end i keep covering over for your shit.

Paran's right brain :
Umm...

Paran's left brain :
Next time a decisions come your way, send it over to me. It's been too long la this autopilot nonsense and with your shit talk he's probably going to decide about going down for a nervous breakdown. Time to take control of what is ours. Are you in?

Paran's left brain:
Maybe, but that doesn't sound so fun.

Paran's right brain:
You get to wear an eye patch.

Parans left brain:
OoOOoo! ok!

As soon as i sensed that my hemispheres could sense me listening in, the connection disappeared and i couldn't hear anything anymore. Thats when i went "WTF?!?!"

I think i need need a long break and rest. I can't decide what i feel though.

Posted by Jeremy on Jun 18, '07 7:45 AM for everyone

Here's my stab at it. These bandaids will flex and stretch with your body no matter what position you get into. I'm always very frustrated with my bandaids. I run and climb and I often have blisters and cuts that need a bandaid that will stay put, a flexible one like this would be perfect.
Why they are using these women contortionists is beyond me. Where is the bandaid they are using? On their butts? At least show me where the product is. Don't just show something that is equally as impressive and flexible as the product."

Kosanathai.com also has nice ads done from Thailand. Even the language is not a barrier, the ideas come through quite strong. Have fun!

Posted by Jeremy on Jun 5, '07 4:53 AM for everyone
We are auditioning for talents to be featured in a soon to be released advertisement (location Kuala Lumpur).
 
We are looking for:

+ Pleasant males and females with pleasant personalities
+ Ages 18-30.

Please provide details:

+ Name:
+ Age:
+ Contact detail on how we may reach you: (email and phone number)
+ A recent photo of yourself.

and email it to us at:
auditions.lucideas@gmail.com

Alternatively give us your name and contact details by calling:
03 4251 9980 and ask for Elaine or Jeremy (office hours).

Call or send in your emails by 12 June 2007 (next Tuesday) to receive date and venue for auditions.

Please inform your friends, have fun while earning RM300. see you there!

Posted by Jeremy on May 29, '07 3:27 AM for everyone



<a href=
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html>GPS-TRACK.</a>
GSM mobile phone tracking system via the GPS-TRACK satellite network.

The modern electronic inventions are getting bolder these days. Isn't this like an invasion of privacy?

Read;

"Approximate margin of error:

10 meters (max.) for mobile phones in Europe and the U.K.
25 meters (max.) for mobile phones in the U.S.A., South America and Canada.
50 meters (max.) for mobile phones elsewhere.
This system will not work in countries without GSM technology networks."

Malaysia got GSM network or not?

| alternatively can cut&paste this link in browser. http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html

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